disturbing TV

sometimes, when my kid is watching tv and im doing something else.. i see/hear the most disturbing things. for instance, on Bob The Builder this morning:

"Your huge attachment would smash it to pieces" - Mr Bently
and
"I was helping Benny with his big attachment" - Bob

if you forget youre watching kids tv, even for just a minute.... ~~shudder~~

i couldnt see the tv, only heard the words. for a minute i wondered what taion he had managed to change it to.. then i recognised the voices.

i blame going to school with dirtyminded girls for my corruption entirely.