Sometimes I Disturb Myself

Yesterday, my fever-stricken Critterbug was watching TV while I did the washing (oh the joys of cloth nappies). One of the odder shows was on, one called "Sitting Ducks". Ducks who are friends with an alligator who get teased by the other alligators because he doesn't eat the ducks - he is vegetarian.

This led to one of my peculiar-almost-instantaneous-though-processes. I went through the following in the time it took to lean over and put one item in the washing machine:

• Vegetarian alligator.. Fully vegetarian, or would he eat fish?
• Things that eat fish usually taste kinda fishy.
  
• Hey remember that giant guinea-pig type thing that is classified as a fish?
  
• Probably looks kinda funny swimming around.
• Hippos certainly do.
  
• Hippos are cute.
• I wonder what a hippopotamus tastes like?